Forthcoming Websites from Zac & Christian

"Hubbies with Chubby Stubbies, and the Women Who Love Them"

-- Content will focus on pictures of adult men wearing their blue-tooth headsets in public. Site will be a public-access database of pictures, generated by the website creators at first but eventually supported by contributions from visitors to the site.

Could also be successfully done as a series of webisodes in which female spouses help their hubbies reconcile their body image to their love of headgear technology. *

*HWCSatWWLT.com would retain spinoff rights and theme-park approval for any Hubby, Chubby, or Stubby characters that might emanate there from.

"And I'm the Asshole?" . com

-- Pretty straightforward site in the order of "fmylife.com". Focuses on every day situations in which one is begrudgingly made to feel that he, despite the other's clear implication, should be the sole recipient of guilt for a current misfortune.

Example entry: "She drags me to her parents' house without warning, forces me to eat an awkward four course meal of galumpkies with her Polish parents, I pass a little gas in front of Grandma to make it clear I'm ready to go home, and IM the Asshole?"

Christian & Zac, Another Textual Conversation

Z Chast: I didn't watch LOST last night. Should i prepare for heartache ?

C Gonz: Eh. There was some cool stuff. I just wish they would quit this flashsideways nonsense. I don't see how it could possibly lead anywhere I'm interested. If they just stuck with what's going on with the people on the Island, we would be halfway through the season.

Z Chast: Balls. Just balls. Also, I wish I could write like a poet, just for one day. I've been thinking a lot about the term "chesticles" lately and I don't know why.

C Gonz: You totally are a poet, dude. Good call on chesticles. It's an important concept that isn't explored with enough enthusiasm.

Z Chast: I tend to agree - further study is no doubt needed, especially in light of the increasing importance of Queer Theory and feminism.

C Gonz: Queer Theory for the Straight Theorist could be a television series. I mean, I'd watch it.

Z Chast: Perhaps with a sister book for group discussions called, "Chesticles and Man Boobs: Dangerous Conflations of the Modern Body" ?

C Gonz: Yes. Perfect. We could make millions.

Z Chast: Or, for the middle school classroom: "Lumps and Bumps: What Happened to My Old Body?"

C Gonz: Please tell me that's your next assignment for the information books you've written. I would be a fulfilled man, if so.

Z Chast: Or the more harrowing edition for unruly teens: "You Can't Go Back: How Your Choices Impact Your Body"

C Gonz: Or the one for just young teen boys. "Better Get Used to it, Pal. It's Like That Every Morning"

Z Chast: or "IF YOU TOUCH IT IT'LL EXPLODE ... and other myths"

C Gonz: And for girls: "Don't Worry! It Doesn't Mean You're Dying!"

Z Chast: "On Your Own Now: Why Changes in Your Body Make You Irreversibly Different"

C Gonz: "Masturbation: Filthy Foe or Misunderstood Friend?"

Z Chast: "Cleaning Up the Mess: 50 Lessons You'll Need to Learn to Hide the New You"

C Gonz: "50 Things Childhood Didn't Prepare You For: The Truth About You"

C Gonz: "Parents Really Don't Understand: The Importance Of Friends As Wounded Healers"

Z Chast: "Strike First: How Aggressive and Demeaning Language Can Keep You Safe"

C Gonz: "Getting Even: Sorting Through the Lie of The High-Road and 10 Other Things Adults Made Up To Keep You Down"

C Gonz: "'This Isn't Even Fun Anymore': How To Handle the Responsibility and Disappointing HJs Like a Grown Ass Man"

Z Chast: "Living in Abject Terror: It IS the Size of the Ship, and It Doesn't Make it Easier Even if You Really Do Think She Loves You"