This Is What Happens When You Sleep Until 4 P.M.

This is what happens when you sleep till 4 p.m. You're up in the middle of the night doing God-knows-what. Looking for anything to do. Maybe watch that new episode of The Office - you love that show; or you could play with that new toy you got for Christmas - except you hate reading instructions at 2 in the morning. Oh, you could start writing something - nah, nothing good comes out at this time, anyways.

So then, what are you to do?

Well, the simple solution to the problem is this: go to bed. Only then you realize that this is what happens when you sleep till 4 p.m.

You stay up late, trying to get yourself tired. Then you say, tomorrow I'm going to wake up at 8 in the morning, exercise, stay up until the time that proper people actually go to bed so you can get up the next morning and be ready to go...yeah right, dude. Just face it, you're gonna hit snooze because there isn't really anything that you especially want to get up for. You can tell yourself that the world is an exciting place, which, yeah, it is, but you'd rather stay in the comfort of your own bed.

Your life has become an endless cycle of staying up late and sleeping in and the only thing that will be able to break you out of it is an act of God. You have become entirely nocturnal. Your parents think that you live in a state of hibernation because they haven't seen you in months. You're a child of the night and the only thing that can help you get out of this horrible state is fervent prayer. Just remember to fall on your knees and beg that you will be spared from your nightmarish present and be delivered unto a new life of peace and joy. Just keep hoping. Get calloused knees, then, only then, shall sleep meet your eyes.

But then again, probably not. You're screwed, dude.

Oh well, at least you have your health. But seriously, you have to stop smoking.

It kills.